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    August 29

    一百块钱换来一张证明书----假币

    拿着厚厚一打钱就冲进了银行交学费,本来眼看着这么多钱送给人家就气不打一处来,结果,结果他大爷的事情发生了......
    我正眼巴巴的看着那红忽忽的"银子"在验钞机上唰唰的过,那叫一个心疼啊.突然那破玩意嘟嘟的响起来了.这一响可把我那颗被它"唰"痛的心狠狠的又捅了一刀.里面的老太抬起头,透过瓶子底瞟了我一眼,那眼神就跟看假币贩子似的.拜托,大妈!我是受害者啊!我是无辜的!有长的这么漂亮的假币贩子吗?真是的!正当我的心哗哗流血时,老太又恶狠狠扔出来句话"假币!没收!"什么?什么?就这么给没收了!也太利索了吧!怎么我每次取钱时没见你们这么麻利过啊!!!!!我这还没纳过闷来呢,只见那老太从抽屉最里面拿出了个好象封存已久的大印章,在嘴前哈了哈,吭哧就摁在我那可怜的假币的身体上,好象当年的黑奴被卖走前用烧红的烙铁在身上"哧"的一声,我似乎都闻到了焦肉的味道,这是我的心发出的味道啊!随后,一张雪白的判决书送到了我的面前,"签字"大妈的声音就象电视里公安干警对待罪犯一样,我拿起笔的那一刻偷偷的看了里面的大妈,她此时正向身后的同事炫耀着"今天终于又逮到一个".我无语了......手里拿着那张一百块钱换来的证明书!!!!!!

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    瑞洁 朱wrote:
    还写得真形象啊!鼓励一下.也没那么夸张吧?!
    Aug. 29

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